‘Pure old-school Windows’: Ex-Microsoft engineer shrinks down Notepad to 2.5 kilobytes with ‘no bloat, no telemetry, no nonsense’

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‘Pure old-school Windows’: Ex-Microsoft engineer shrinks down Notepad to 2.5 kilobytes with ‘no bloat, no telemetry, no nonsense’
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  • An ex-Microsoft software engineer has created a lightweight alternative to Notepad
  • TinyRetroPad turns back the clock to avoid the bloat Microsoft has introduced to the text editor
  • The engineer observes that the app has no bloat or telemetry, and that it’s “just pure old school Windows done right”

Ever long for the days when Notepad was a lean, mean, text editing machine? If so, a software engineer who used to work at Microsoft has just released something you may well be interested in.

The Register noticed that Dave Plummer — who was likely one of admittedly many catalysts that sparked Microsoft’s fix Windows 11 campaign — has created TinyRetroPad. (It’s a fork of Dave’s Tiny Editor or DTE by Matt Power, which, in turn, was built on the foundation of Plummer’s HelloAssembly — the world’s “smallest possible complete Windows application” no less).

TinyRetroPad is a fully functional text editor in the style of the original Notepad, completely streamlined and with all the bloat removed, so it’s, well, tiny as the name suggests, weighing in at 2.5KB.

Plummer explains that he isn’t keen on Notepad as it is, and so he “rebuilt it from scratch”, with: “No bloat. No telemetry. No nonsense. Just pure old school Windows done right.”


Analysis: note to Microsoft – debloat Notepad

TinyRetroPad running showing a text document

(Image credit: Dave Plummer)

In case you weren’t aware, Notepad has been accused of being a bloated application for quite some time now, as Microsoft has expanded its features to cover all kinds of bases beyond what you’d expect from what’s supposed to be a basic text editor.

Of course, the problem is that WordPad — which used to be the app that covered the middle-ground between Notepad and Microsoft’s fully-fledged Word — was ditched back in 2024. Since then, Microsoft has drafted more and more features into Notepad in what’s essentially covering for the removal of WordPad.

The trouble is that this is very much at odds with Notepad’s core philosophy of being a lightweight text editor, and Windows 11 users now fear it’s being bloated and will eventually end up less and less responsive, and therefore less useful as a quick-and-easy editor that puts a premium on convenience.

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What all this means is that some people have abandoned Notepad and searched out third-party alternatives for Windows 11. Of course, TinyRetroPad represents another of these offerings, albeit about as pure and compact an alternative as you’ll find.

How is this app so very small? Essentially, the program can be extremely compact because it taps components already installed in Windows.

As Plummer explains: “TinyRetroPad is basically a wrapper around the RICHEDIT50W control from the WinAPI.”

So, Plummer notes, if you want Notepad to be “exactly like you might remember” from the Windows XP era, this is what TinyRetroPad does. I think the ex-Microsoft engineer may have a few takers on his hands.


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